I feel like there are two kinds of childrens cartoon; the kind that you can sit down and watch WITH your child, and the kind that you sit down and watch with your child AND with a bottle of wine. Here are my top 5 favorite and least favorite kids shows that Carson is obsessed with.
Favorite Shows
1) Dinosaur Train has got to be my #1 favorite show of Carson's. These adorable little dinos are the Toranadon Family, and they finally explain how they got Buddy (the T-rex) because my theory was Mrs. Taranadon was slutting around the Cretatious period.
2) Shaun the Sheep. Totally done in Claymation and no annoying voices to hold a toddlers attention, its still one of the most likely to hold Carson's attention. Also its got a ton of hilarious things for adults if you pay attention. Like the sheep are always farting. Hilarious.
(wait am I the only one that likes a good fart joke?)
3) The Cars movies. I know this is for TV shows but I mean, this movie is watched fairly often in our home (yeah we watch a lot of TV, mostly background noise though) I like the movie because its got a lot for adults too, it also has a nice message (Movie 1: Saving 10 minutes isn't worth losing an awesome small town. Movie 2: Big oil is evil and destroying society and stuff) All in all, this movie is easy to watch and the music they use for its pretty good.
4) Another movie (Sorry!) but its the Little Engine that Could! Check it out on Netflix instant. Its adorable, and by far the least annoying train movie/show I've seen. (Thomas makes and appearance in this post. Just not on THIS list.) I like movies with good messages and non whiney voices
5) Timmy Time. The spin off show for Shaun the Sheep. Its all about Timmy, and going to pre-school and stuff. At only 10 minutes an episode this is my favorite before bed show. "Brush your teeth and we'll watch ONE Timmy" I can't pay to close attention to this show, because if I do it quickly slips into a least favorite role. Mostly cause Timmy is a brat. But Carson likes it and the theme song is cute.
Least Favorite
This category was a lot easier to write about
1) Caillou. You annoy little bastard. Also, why are you BALD? You're like 4 years old.
2) Barney. Pretty sure I have my mom to thank for exposing him to Pedophile Dinosaur. This show creeps me out on so many levels. That weird short orange dino? gag.
3) Dora the Explorer. Her voice = nails on a chalk board. Also has anyone seen her "grown up" show? Its like the kids show, but sluttier. The 3 spanish words my kid would learn from her show is not worth it. (Also the boy version of this show sucks.)
4) Thomas the Train. Carson is obsessed with trains, and this show has been on FOREVER. You can actually watch people push wooden trains around as one of the earliest shows. But on my god Thomas is so whiney and a total brat about things. I'm just like wth? All thomas DVD's live in the car.
5) Okay this one I fully admit is irrational. I really hate Elmo. I hate his toys, his voice, everything about him. I actually really like watching Sesame street, but the portions with just him? Gotta fast forward for serious.
He gives me a migraine like, woah.
Helpful tip if your child watches cartoons on Netflix instant (we don't have cable this cuts down on obnoxious shows and always wanting new toys from commercials) if you hate one of your kids cartoons you can give it a 1* on netflix website and it won't show up anymore.