Monday, January 28, 2013

Hey Stranger, Wanna talk about my vagina?

So this gem of a story starts last night. I was changing the boys into their night night diapers and Carson starts going on about how he has a fishy (penis) and daddy has a fishy and Oliver has a fishy. This "stage" is just fantastic.  Any way he gets to me, and goes "Mommy does not have a fish. She has a coooo" Chris and I looked at eachother and I made the mistake.....of saying "I thought he was about to say Couch" and BAM. "Mama has a COUCH A CHOUCH A CHOUUUUUUUCH."

FML.

Fast forward to this morning, I'm getting in the shower (with the door closed) and in burst my intrusive sweet child. With pointing finger "Mama thats your couch!"

First of all, I don't think I have ever called it that. So I sat him down and told him that its not called a couch its called a vagina, like he has a penis but he can nickname it a fish, its still a penis.

Fast Forward some more. Inside Trader Joes we're walking and this happened.

Carson "Hey you, Guy in the black! (As he points to some random stranger) MY MOMMY HAS A VAGINA!!!"

Me? Well lets just say I wish the world would have opened up and swallowed me.

The man? Well luckily he was very flip and goes "Well she is a mommy, so I bet she does."    //dead//

So random stranger that knows about my vagina status.....Thanks for not being a dick about it.

Please some one make me feel better and share a story of your own child/dog/husband/friend/parent embarrassing you
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4 comments:

  1. SusannahJanuary 28, 2013 at 7:24 PM

    Haha. I love this story! Thanks for sharing it!

    If you're in the Portland area, we'd love for you to come to the next PDX meet up. I found out about them through a blog that I was reading of a girl who attends the meet ups but there's actually a blog that shares when they'll be. Check out www.pdxbloggers.com. Hope to see you at a future meet up!

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    1. Elena @ CDACNJanuary 28, 2013 at 7:36 PM

      Haha. Thanks for the invite! I was JUST telling Chris how jealous I was I missed a coffee time with awesome blogger women! Massive side eye from him. Much like the MAJOR side eye I am giving my child

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  2. Jenni BostJanuary 28, 2013 at 11:33 PM

    This was seriously THE BEST story. I tried commenting on this from my phone earlier. But, it didn't take. :P I pretty much love the post title, the guy's response, and the fact your kid called it a "couch." Love it. My kiddo is on the verge, I am sure. Currently he is obsessed with my bras. He will find them in the hamper and give them to me to put on or put them on himself and walk around. So silly.

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  3. Jennifer FulfordJanuary 29, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    We struggled with what to call "it" with our girls. I won't tell you what we settled on. As for the stranger, he could have said much worse. =)

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