Fuck you allergies

I absolutely HATE allergies. CB has several that just fucking suck.

He is allergic to Oranges, Bananas, Pineapple (so am I) Lemons, Kiwi, and milk. 

Its really hard, I hate that I can't always control and sometimes this shit just lurks as a random ingredient. I let CB have a juice box at play group and I didn't realize it had pineapple (the worst allergen for him next to oranges) I'm pretty sure it also had kiwi juice in it. It wasn't even 5 minutes after having the juice, that he had a clear poop. I couldn't get the diaper off fast enough before his bottom was bleeding.  I asked our pediatrician if his tush reacts like this, how are his bowels?  

The answer? Bad. 

So to this, I say Fuck You Allergies. 

I honestly hope he outgrows these, of course I do. I'm an adult allergic to pineapple and milk, lavender, and bees. I know how much it fucking sucks to have to watch out for them. Poor kid.