I've started this fun idea for when the boys are old and getting married. I will keep an ongoing list of hilarious shit they do and say and when the time comes for their mama to stand up, and give a toast, well I'll have lots of awesome opening stories to choose from.
We've never made a big deal about our bodies in front of Carson. I've just never worried about it. I knew that the day would come when he realized I was shaped differently and that would be the day that I would start kicking him out of the bathroom when getting out of the shower. Since he usually watches cartoons in our master while I shower and I keep the door open so I can see/hear him and Oliver I was hoping he wouldn't notice the differences so soon. But, he did.
Just FYI "Fishy=Penis"
Like any normal day, I showered and as I was getting out and getting a towel, Carson runs in, points at my lady bits area and yells " Oh NO mama! Fishy Missin!"
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