Blast from the past Mondays!

Recently I came across an old diary, a short story, and fashion designs I did as a preteen. I have a lot of hilarious material for us to all get drunk and laugh at. Every Monday I'm going to do blast from the past. It will either be a diary entry, fashion design or an exert from my childhood short story. Complete with adult me commentary.

If you want to participate in making fun of your former self, link up with me and share your story from your blog!

I carried around a briefcase as a teen. Oh yeah. I would keep my fashion designs in here....you know, for client meetings

The Diary. Its gotta Bee on it. All together now, Awe...

And here is page.....1. 

Here is what it says in case you can't read my chicken scratch hand writing. I still write like a serial killer BTW. 

"Dear Diary today I went shopping with my mom, I got a thong we arent telling my dad, Josh got in trouble with a teacher, trixi is so cute she loves her treats. I took a bubble bath, I got some cute Shirts"

So....I'm not sure how old I was when writing this, based off the fact that my mom is buying me thongs (underwear. WTF?) but I'm still young enough that its a secret from my dad. Also this reads like a 5 year old wrote it. But I was not wearing anal floss in Kindergarten...So this will forever remain a mystery. 

Also, my brother was highly impressed he made it into my child hood diary. Trixi is Josh's cat. 

Because this is the first week of doing flash backs, I will probably do another one (or two) flashbacks before next monday, just cause they are to fucking hilarious not to share.