Seriously, In the last week I have had not one, not two, but FIVE strangers ask me when I am due with Ollie. When I tell them "oh just a couple more weeks" They are usually pretty nice. Then they eye Carson and ask "well when ya gonna have another?"
Um. What?
Can I please shoot this child out of my vagina first? Preferably onto your shoes?
I've decided the next person to ask me this really REALLY fucking stupid question, is going to get this answer....
"Well my husband and I enjoy frequent fornication, so probably 9 months after we get pregnant again"
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