Today as I drove the pups to the yuppy puppy dog park in the next town over, I got behind the worlds slowest school bus. So slow, I was just kind of staring out the window of my car driving through farm country. I noticed up ahead something was wrong with a Llama butt.
Well lets face it, I actually said to Carson "Oh jesus what is wrong with that Llamas vagina?" Yeah. Good thing he didn't reply "Naughty vagina" instead he was all "Bunny bunny, dog fun?"
and like a mother fucking horror movie.
A baby Llama shot out of Mama Llama
It was probably a really good thing that we were going so slow, I am fairly sure I would have driven right off the road.
Also, How many kids do you think saw a baby llama be born today?
Just an FYI: I grew up on a goat farm, I've seen baby animals be born before. But this was like so totally shocking I did not even expect it for a second. Also I hardly believed my eyes, but there was a very cute baby llama with the same mama llama when I drove home. and some guys in a john deere tractor kind of watching the llamas. So it totally happened. Not seeing things.
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